Take this, it summons cancer
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
Is part of Captain's mask made of buttons? His mask looks like it's made of buttons... and not the press-E kind.
Am I the only one wondering how it would cause cancer to begin with? xD
in the comic captain reads the tag; "in the state of California this product is known to cause cancer"
Radioactive material in the bag.
Why can't I be that awesome to make this?!
Snippy: I shall!